Well, it's that time of the year again, when young men run around in loinclothes and young women get whipped with leather thongs. No, not those kinds of thongs. Once again we are celebrating the Lupercalia, that festival to Februs that lasted for 1000 years and found its zenith (or nadir, I suppose) in the Hallmark Company.
I'm sure there are a plethora of links out there concerning this festival, but here's
one I found particularly useful. Thanks to
Pope Gelasius, we have the feast of the martyr
St. Valentine to celebrate today instead of the much more sexy Lupercalia. As you may know, St. Valentine is the patron young lovers. But he is not only the patron of young lovers, you see, but also of engaged couples, beekeepers,
epilepsy, fainting, and plague! I suppose all of them are related in some way, but far be it from me to understand why.
For those that might need them today, here's a helpful list of patron saints you can turn to:
St. Therese of Lisieux - patron saint of florists
St. Catharine of Alexandria - patron saint of young women
St. Monica - patron saint of mothers
and depending on who you pissed off:
St. John the Apostle - patron saint of sufferers of poison
St. Raymond Nonnatus - patron saint of the falsely accused
St. Justin Martyr - patron saint of apologists
St. Jude - patron saint of lost or hopeless causes